Well, here is the second page of peoples responses to my page. As usual, writers comments are in plain text, and my comebacks in italics. Enjoy.
because you are deprived of great sound quality. i think this page is pretty cool. ive been watching it nearly since youve had it up and im really suprised no one has sent any money at all.
Jason
Yeah, my music here sucks. I just couldn't find the right Willy Nelson song in MIDI format.
because your a f*cking cocksucker
because everyone hangs sh*t on you for being a gay, cheap c*nt
HENDERSON
I'd say this guy doesn't really like my idea. Wouldn't my reasons page be a little more interesting with these witty comments?
What's up?
You say you need a new car stereo. Here's the situation. My shop carries Pioneer, and I made a phone call to our rep firm. They said that they'll hook you up with one if you could prove your sincerity to their company. You'll have to bring the car to me to have it installed, but depending on what part of Canada your from, that shouldn't be a problem since my shop is in Michigan. I'm about one-hour out of Detroit. So if you play your cards right, you could score a free radio from my shop and Pioneer will back me up on it. Also, if your interested in car audio, I might be willing to make a reasonable sponsorship deal if you wanna compete (IASCA). I mean you'll be promoing your car at our shows, but we'll deck it out first. So if your interested. Call me at 1-888-562-2214 toll free Mon.-Sat. 9:00am to 6:30pm.
Daniel D., President
CEO Autotech Mobile Auto Security Inc.
Sounds exactly like what I was looking for. Only prob is that I'm about 2000 miles from Detroit. Hmm, any chance of your shop relocating?
Why don't you go stand on 42nd street in New York, and pan-handle like a real man...you're a joke and you need to get real, you're not going to see a penny from me or anyone else for that matter. I'll bet you a stereo on that.
Will Hmtlm
I got a better idea. Why don't you just give me a dollar by mail so that I don't have to spend a couple thousand to get to New York just for a few hours of work.
Well let me just say that i think you got a good thing going!!! All those people are saying bad things about you and all that other crap, but think about it. They took the time to look at your page, think of a stupid responce, then e-mail that to you, and most likely come back to see if you posted it!!so you have taken that time from there little lives. Feel proud that is a good thing :) p.s. I know what your going through. I had a pioneer head unit,2 rockford amps,kenwood door speakers,2pioneer 10's in a custom box with neon lites in it!!it would blow te doors off anything in its power class.but i had to sell it for my puter.....so good luck with your couse
Ahh, somebody has finally realized my genius. One thing though. Instead of selling all that stuff, you could have just gave it all to me. That way we'd both, well maybe only me would be happy, but you see.
Hey, I also take a lot of pride in what I'm doing, but it doesn't seem to be getting me any money yet, right (hint, hint).
This isn't intended to be sarcastic or a joke, but have you considered employment? With the time and effort spent on your website, you could have earned the cash for your stereo flipping burgers or packing boxes. If you wanted to buy your dying son a new kidney or finance your search for the cure for cancer you might have an argument for a donation, but a stereo? - B
p.s. I hope you won't think that I am being a jerk or poking fun at you. I wish you luck, in fact.
Brendan Middleton
Hell, why would I go to work, when I can get money just by making a website. Ok, here's a plan, I don't have a son, so send money for stereo.
man, i don't think you're gonna get much luck askin for money just so you can buy a system
Matt Low
Well, that shows how dumb you are.
so out of 12000 somethin visitors....you have received 5 bucks? damn! i'd try something else if i were you......fortunately i am not. i happen to work....enough to buy my own shit...and not have to cry for people to help me.........you suck, get a life!
Phil Stanley
Yeah, it is kinda interesting. Maybe you should send me a buck so we can bring up that average.
Hey, I had fun playing with that Java thing on your page. You know, the one that asks for your name and stuff. Wait a minute, what the hell am I doing up at 1am. I have work tomarrow damn it.
Mike Romano
Yeah it is kind of annoying, but it does cost $1 per time used.
hey bruce, it still hasn't grown --- $ --- since the last time I popped in andlooked 5 months ago. since i am to lazy to put a loonie in a envelope, I'll donate to put your link on my site. I need a caption for it .... any ideas? phil
http://www.netcom.ca/~ixlr8/schtick
There's a link to your page. I hope the link will help out. Should make up for the dollar.
You're approaching this free money thing all wrong. Get elected the leader of your country, have wild sex in your office, blame it on a conspiracy, then ask for help with legal fees. Skim a little off the top for the unit in the car.
John
Tried that, it didn't work.
So, seeing that it is January 27, 1991, and you've only collected 5 dollars...hmm did you get the stereo for Christmas yet? If you didn't I'll send you a dollar or two. :-)
Sarah Pearson
Man if it was 1991, it's been a long time since I got a buck. Since it's 1999, it's still been a long time. Maybe you could help me out....
That's it for now.